Sigmoid Sigmoid Sigmoid

lauren (my niece) writes (Dec 23, 2002): "Uncle Steven ... This song is amazing, I can already see Barbra Streisand winning a Grammy for her rendition ... Keep the songs coming. I saw the E! True Hollywood story and Elton John was being interviewed. He said the key to his success was to never stop trying to write songs; that every moment in his life somehow became a song ... I guess he never had a sigmoidoscopy, I don't recall that song from Yellow Brick Road ;-)"

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to the tune of "Dreydel, dreydel, dreydel ..."


 

Sigmoid, sigmoid, sigmoid
Whatever will they see
Sigmoid, sigmoid, sigmoid
Sigmoidoscopy

They waited until I was 50
Feeling old and gray
Citrates of magnesia
Two enemas that day

Sigmoid, sigmoid, sigmoid
Whatever will they see
Sigmoid, sigmoid, sigmoid
Sigmoidoscopy

The nurse was kind of obnoxious
I hate it when they say
The doctor won't be here for a while
But you gotta take your clothes off anyway

Sigmoid, sigmoid, sigmoid
Whatever will they see
Sigmoid, sigmoid, sigmoid
Sigmoidoscopy

It really is quite stimulating
And takes away the blahs
But I already knew that
Cause I've been watching Oz

Sigmoid, sigmoid, sigmoid
Whatever will they see
Sigmoid, sigmoid, sigmoid
Sigmoidoscopy

The Doctor used his fingers
He had no need to speak
But he must have have enjoyed himself
Cause he said "let's do it again next week"

Sigmoid, sigmoid, sigmoid
Whatever will they see
Sigmoid, sigmoid, sigmoid
Sigmoidoscopy